Boss shit
Literal actual goals
that was intensely satisfying
WELL DONE!!!
I watched the first few seconds, said “is this motherfucker actually,” AND THEN THE MOTHERFUCKER ACTUALLY
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Anybody got somethin to boost my strength stat and mana bar?
I’ve got this orange peel.
+2 FOCUS
+1 HP
*HAIR HAS BEEN DYED ORANGE*
Thanks! Anyone else got anything?
-20 CHARISMA
-8 FOCUS
+3 RAGE
hey that wasn’t helpful at all
I’ve got some candy :vvv
+11 STAMINA
+45 ENERGY
+10 HP
+3 MANA
Much better! Thank you!! Anyone else have something to give?
yeah
+3 GOLD
Thank you so much! Does anyone have some kind of weapon? Still gotta boost that power stat
I lopped it off a dead tree. Appreciate it.
+1 ATK
I DO appreciate it! Thanks everyone!!
Now I’m back to the quest!
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a msg to u from the dog that finally learned how to give me the dang ball
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when its time 2 accelerate vs when its time 2 CELEBRATE (preview for the woes of support zine!!!!)
agent: this is area 51, where the aliens live
me: cool
agent: and over there is area 69, where the aliens… uh…
me: what
agent: ….
me: what do they do there
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and i would have done it too, if it werent for this meddling mental illness!
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my condolences to anyone who slept with kyle
Kyle doesn’t even deserve to a see a woman naked Jesus Christ
There is no conclusive physiological evidence of it when they’re faking because you failed, Kyle.
Headline:
Local Man Tries To Sound Deep While Bragging About How He’s Never Made A Woman Come In His Life
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